This just in!

[JD]

Zilla is the 2009 Villages 5K Champion!

Was he age doping again????

[KK]

Zilla is the 2009 Villages 5K Champion!

Was he age doping again????

Movie night at Zilla's with the new DVD.

[Owlman]

DISGRACEFUL

First he picked on Cat 5 Masters Poseurs . . . .

Now this!

Picking on Octogenerians!

DISGRACEFUL. WHY DO WE PUT UP WITH HIM ON THIS SITE!

[C5WB]

[KJGrog]

Picking on Octogenerians!

Octogenarian:
Noun
a person between 80 and 89 years old

[hu]

Hi, do you have a link to the results as I believe my grandma ran in this race? Thanks

[BunnyMan]

Hi, do you have a link to the results as I believe my grandma ran in this race? Thanks

Be Here when they are posted. Zilla was 17:30's..

[Owl]

[Neo]

[Real Neo]

Yea that's me ....notice how far ahead I am in this long endurance race.

[Owlman]

DISGRACEFUL

5K M Overall

1 35 238 kevin Grogan M 5K M Overall 0:17:38.493
2 64 125 Joshua Zinfer M 5K M Overall 0:31:01.341
3 61 522 Herman Long M 5K M Overall 0:31:53.235
4 66 233 Seigfried Erma M 5K Overall 0:33:39.553
5 71 366 Bubba Benners M 5K Overall 0:44:12.328

[KK]

Did the post race food include prunes? Was Efferdent in the swag bag with a Centrum Silver sample?

[KJGrog]

No..but true story...I did see a used crusty condom in the parking space next to me next to the Villages Town Square. After all the Villages/STD articles I have read...it was actually nice to see in a weird way.

I will let KK come up with a good article about this topic.

[KK]

STDs Running Rampant In Retirement Community

Doctor Blames Viagra, Lack Of Sex Education

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community, according to a Local 6 News report.

A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.

"Yeah, they are very shocked (to hear the diagnosis)," gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade said. "I had a patient in her 80s."

"More and more senior citizens are ending up in the gynecologist office, and their diagnosis is a sexually transmitted disease," Local 6 reporter Vanessa Medina said.

Local 6 featured Louis Franklin, who used to date in the community at least three times a week.

"I have had a better dating life since I have been here than I have ever had," Franklin said. "I know there are things going around."

A doctor blamed Viagra, a lack of sex education and no risk for pregnancy for the spike in sexually transmitted diseases at The Villages.

"All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, 'Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight?'" community singles group president Richard Matwyshen said.

[Elvis]

DISGRACEFUL

5K M Overall

1 35 238 kevin Grogan M 5K M Overall 0:17:38.493
2 64 125 Joshua Zinfer M 5K M Overall 0:31:01.341
3 61 522 Herman Long M 5K M Overall 0:31:53.235
4 66 233 Seigfried Erma M 5K Overall 0:33:39.553
5 71 366 Bubba Benners M 5K Overall 0:44:12.328

This is the funniest thing i have ever seen. Is this real? Grogan text me last night he was podium bound but i had no idea.

[KK]

He got the DVD player because none of the other competitors knew how to work it.